Sunday, September 15, 2024

The Last Romantics

        


Title: The Last Romantics
Author: Tara Conklin
Published: Mariner Books, February 5, 2019
Pages: 362
Genre: Literary Fiction

When the renowned poet Fiona Skinner is asked about the inspiration behind her iconic work, The Love Poem, she tells her audience a story about her family and a betrayal that reverberates through time.

It begins in a big yellow house with a funeral, an iron poker, and a brief variation forever known as the Pause: a free and feral summer in a middle-class Connecticut town. Caught between the predictable life they once led and an uncertain future that stretches before them, the Skinner siblings—fierce Renee, sensitive Caroline, golden boy Joe and watchful Fiona—emerge from the Pause staunchly loyal and deeply connected.  Two decades later, the siblings find themselves once again confronted with a family crisis that tests the strength of these bonds and forces them to question the life choices they’ve made and ask what, exactly, they will do for love. 

A novel that pierces the heart and lingers in the mind, The Last Romantics is also a beautiful meditation on the power of stories—how they navigate us through difficult times, help us understand the past, and point the way toward our future.


This book really put me through the wringer. It made me contemplate my relationship with my own siblings. This family is something else. It was so interesting to see this view of the future, all while seeing the past through Fiona's eyes. I did think that Luna was going to work out differently, but it was a beautiful full circle moment.

Ratings
Stars: 5/5

On the Care and Keeping of Orcs

        



Title: On the Care and Keeping of Orcs
Series: The Shades of Sanctuary #2
Author: Kass O'Shire
Publisher: January 25, 2024
Pages: 296
Genre: Fantasy Romance

Catrin's half-orc children are going through a difficult... growing phase. But since their orcish father left while she was pregnant, she doesn't know how to help. When Torsten, the first orc to break her heart, swaggers back into her life, he's got all the answers she needs.

Torsten has always regretted what happened with his best friend's sister when they were kids, but he had no choice. After fifteen years away, he's returned with no direction, no ties, and every reason to explore where they went wrong. A ridiculous horse heist might just be the perfect time to figure out what he wants in life… and it might involve an adorable rabbit-shifter and her orcish children. After all she's suffered, Catrin can't weather another heartbreak, but can she afford to miss out on a second chance at true love?

For fans of plus-sized heroines and golden retriever orcs, On the Care and Keeping of Orcs is the second standalone in The Shades of Sanctuary, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in, because while there might be some angst along the way, the burn is fast, the stakes are low, and the HEA is only a few hours away!

I don't love miscommunication typically, but it worked pretty well here. If only because their age when the miscommunication lends itself to misunderstandings. And it doesn't help that Torsten has got a dang mouth on him! And Catrin's little bunny is pretty sassy and cute to boot. Just a very sweet story!

Ratings
Stars: 3/5
Spice: 4/5

Bonus Novella!


Title: The Curious Incident of the Great Cookie Snackcident of 979
Series: The Shades of Sanctuary #1.5
Author: Kass O'Shire
Publisher: June 27, 2024
Pages: 89
Genre: LGBT Fantasy Romance

The Curious Incident of the Great Cookie Snackcident of 979 is a cozy, slower burn workplace romance with two MCs who connect over a shared passion for their calling. It features a demi heroine, a non-binary shadow monster, wooing with snacks, footnotes from an in world narrator, and shadow tentacle play!

I love Abi and Senka! Senka is the cutest shadow monster you could meet. Do they need to eat? Who cares! They like to cook and they like to share meals with Abi. It's a delight to watch them do it as well.

Ratings
Stars: 3/5
Spice: 4/5

A Novel Love Story

        

Title: A Novel Love Story
Author: Ashley Poston
Publisher: Berkley, June 25, 2024
Pages: 378
Genre: Contemporary Romance

Eileen Merriweather loves to get lost in a good happily-ever-after. The fictional kind, anyway. Because at least imaginary men don’t leave you at the altar. She feels safe in a book. At home. Which might be why she’s so set on going her annual book club retreat this year—she needs good friends, cheap wine, and grand romantic gestures—no matter what.

But when her car unexpectedly breaks down on the way, she finds herself stranded in a quaint town that feels like it’s right out of a novel…

Because it 
is.

This place can’t be real, and yet… she’s here, in Eloraton, the town of her favorite romance series, where the candy store’s honey taffy is always sweet, the local bar’s burgers are always a little burnt, and rain always comes in the afternoon. It feels like home. It’s perfect—and perfectly frozen, trapped in the late author’s last unfinished story.

Elsy is sure that’s why she must be here: to help bring the town to its storybook ending.

Except there is a character in Eloraton that she can’t place—a grumpy bookstore owner with mint-green eyes, an irritatingly sexy mouth and impeccable taste in novels. And he does 
not want her finishing this book.

Which is a problem because Elsy is beginning to think the town’s happily-ever-after might just be intertwined with her own.

Reading this just a few months after getting engaged was maybe not exactly what I needed. Talk about stressful! But Eloraton was too magical to keep me down for long!

I mean, what a dream vacation. To find yourself staying in the loft above a bookstore in the town where your favorite book series is set? Now, getting real life, or magical realism, proof of the not so happily ever after bits that come after your favorite books finish? That may not be ideal, and Elsy certainly feels like it's not. So she does a little more meddling than anyone should. But all's well that ends well, and I quite enjoyed this ending.

Ratings
Stars: 4/5
Spice: 2/5

Throne of Glass

          


Title: Throne of Glass
Series: The Throne of Glass #1
Author: Sarah J. Maas
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing, August 7, 2012
Pages: 428
Genre: YA Romantasy

In a land without magic, an assassin is summoned to the castle. She has no love for the vicious king who rules from his throne of glass, but she has not come to kill him. She has come to win her freedom. If she defeats twenty-three murderers, thieves, and warriors in a competition, she will be released from prison to serve as the King's Champion.

Her name is Celaena Sardothien.

The Crown Prince will provoke her. The Captain of the Guard will protect her. And a princess from a faraway country will befriend her. But something rotten dwells in the castle, and it's there to kill. When her competitors start dying mysteriously, one by one, Celaena's fight for freedom becomes a fight for survival-and a desperate quest to root out the evil before it destroys her world.

Celaena Sardothien has too many names. I love it, but it's too many names. I am not surprised that I loved this again the second time around. Reading this after reading ACOTAR and CC is very interesting. Finding the easter eggs along the way is pretty fun. I'm sure I'm missing just as many as I'm finding. But it's a fun journey either way. 

Ratings
Stars: 3/5

Only One Coffin

       


Title: Only One Coffin
Author: A.J. Truman
Published: Truman Books, December 24, 2022
Pages: 180
Genre: LGBT Paranormal Romance

After centuries of eternal existence, and still mourning the loss of my lover to vicious slayers, I needed a few days of peaceful solitude at the Hotel Draugr.

But thanks to a double-booking mishap, I’m forced to share my coffin with Kilroy, a freshly bitten vampire who loves his new afterlife as much as he loves hanging ten. My unexpected roommate is determined to show me how “totally awesome” being a vampire can be.

Doesn’t he know vampires don’t do sunshine of any kind?

Through epic snowball fights and midnight meetups at vampire speakeasies, the ice around my not-technically-beating heart begins to melt. And during days sharing our too-small coffin, one part of me has trouble staying dead.

Maybe this budding relationship has teeth…that is, if we can evade the slayers closing in on the hotel.

This book is adorable. Kilroy is adorable. Magnus would pissed to know, but he is also adorable. I love that all vampires are bi, because even with eternity no one has time for homophobia. I would absolutely ready another book about these cutie pies. But I'm great with thinking about them living out their adventures together.


Ratings
Stars: 4/5
Spice: 2/5

Seas and Greetings

               


Title: Seas and Greetings
Series: Christmas Notch #2.5
Author: Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone
Published: Avon Impulse, July 9, 2024
Pages: 148
Genre: LGBT Romance

The Rules:

No roaming off alone.
No secrets.
No bodyguard/client fraternization.
No olives.


This is Krysta Morton’s last job. She’s done with being a bodyguard and is ready for a real nine to five where work stays at work. But when Addison Hayes’s manager offers Krysta a ridiculous amount of money to keep the high-maintenance singer-turned-influencer safe on a cruise, Krysta can’t make herself say no. Not when the money means that she’ll be able to set her grandma up at the nicest senior living community in town. (It has a brand new pickleball court! And a juice bar!)

Addison Hayes is at the top of her game. After a long and healthy career as a B-list celebrity, she’s successfully made the transition to lifestyle brands and her dream of expanding her empire into hotels and cruises is within reach. With her first branded cruise about to disembark, she’s in dire need of hired security while she curates the passenger experience and oversees the debut run of The Lion and the Lamb, her first attempt at producing a musical (and her ode to all things Twilight).

With Krysta’s no-nonsense attitude, Addison is certain her newly hired bodyguard loathes her. Then a steamy shore excursion reveals that Krysta’s icy shell is hiding a simmering hunger. And if this bodyguard isn’t careful, she might start breaking her own rules…

I know the whole series has queer rep. But....I do find the pattern of featuring MF relationships in the novels and MM and FF relationships in the novellas to be....interesting.

Ratings
Stars: 3/5
Spice: 3/5

My Lady Jane

        

Title: My Lady Jane
Series: The Lady Janies
Author: Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, Jodi Meadows
Publisher: HarperTeen, June 7, 2016
Pages: 474
Genre: YA Historical Fantasy

In My Lady Jane, coauthors Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, and Jodi Meadows have created a one-of-a-kind YA fantasy in the tradition of The Princess Bride, featuring a reluctant king, an even more reluctant queen, a noble steed, and only a passing resemblance to actual history—because sometimes history needs a little help.

At sixteen, Lady Jane Grey is about to be married off to a stranger and caught up in a conspiracy to rob her cousin, King Edward, of his throne. But those trifling problems aren’t for Jane to worry about. Jane gets to be Queen of England.

Like that could go wrong.

I watched the show that was recently released on Amazon Prime, and I HAD to see what the book was all about. The show was very good, but it certainly wasn't a faithful representation of the book. The book was fine. Much more YA than the show would lead you to believe. I will say, Guildford was just as big of a baby in the book as in the show. But he overcame it more quickly in the book, which helped in finishing it. But while I hope for a second season of the show, I don't think I'll continue these books.

Ratings
Stars: 3/5

The Prospects

      


Title: The Prospects
Author: KT Hoffman
Published: The Dial Press, April 9, 2024
Pages: 386
Genre: LGBT Sports Romance

Hope is familiar territory for Gene Ionescu. He has always loved baseball, a sport made for underdogs and optimists like him. He also loves his team, the minor league Beaverton Beavers, and, for the most part, he loves the career he’s built. As the first openly trans player in professional baseball, Gene has nearly everything he’s ever let himself dream of—that is, until Luis Estrada, Gene’s former teammate and current rival, gets traded to the Beavers, destroying the careful equilibrium of Gene’s life.

Gene and Luis can’t manage a civil conversation off the field or a competent play on it, but in the close confines of dugout benches and roadie buses, they begrudgingly rediscover a comfortable rhythm. As the two grow closer, the tension between them turns electric, and their chemistry spills past the confines of the stadium. For every tight double play they execute, there’s also a glance at summer-tan shoulders or a secret shared, each one a breathless moment of possibility that ignites in Gene the visceral, terrifying kind of desire he’s never allowed himself. Soon, Gene has to reconcile the quiet, minor-league-sized life he used to find fulfilling with the major-league dreams Luis inspires.

This triumphant debut romance reveals what’s possible when we allow ourselves to want something enough to swing for the fences.


Sports, second chance, friends to rivals to lovers, queer, etc. What more could you need?! Gene and Luis are SO cute. Gene is one of the most positive characters that is somehow not completely obnoxious! Luis is a very anxious baby. Who has the best emotional support dog in the world. I love them. You will love them.

Ratings
Stars: 5/5
Spice: 3/5

The Rom-Commers

         

Title: The Rom-Commers
Author: Katherine Center
Publisher: St. Martin's Press, July 11, 2024
Pages: 325
Genre: Contemporary Romance

Emma Wheeler desperately longs to be a screenwriter. She’s spent her life studying, obsessing over, and writing romantic comedies—good ones! That win contests! But she’s also been the sole caretaker for her kind-hearted dad, who needs full-time care. Now, when she gets a chance to re-write a script for famous screenwriter Charlie Yates—The Charlie Yates! Her personal writing god!—it’s a break too big to pass up.

Emma’s younger sister steps in for caretaking duties, and Emma moves to L.A. for six weeks for the writing gig of a lifetime. But what is it they say? Don’t meet your heroes? Charlie Yates doesn’t want to write with anyone—much less “a failed, nobody screenwriter.” Worse, the romantic comedy he’s written is so terrible it might actually bring on the apocalypse. Plus! He doesn’t even care about the script—it’s just a means to get a different one green-lit. Oh, and he thinks love is an emotional Ponzi scheme.

But Emma’s not going down without a fight. She will stand up for herself, and for rom-coms, and for love itself. She will convince him that love stories matter—even if she has to kiss him senseless to do it. But . . . what if that kiss is accidentally amazing? What if real life turns out to be so much . . . more real than fiction? What if the love story they’re writing breaks all Emma’s rules—and comes true?

They tell you don't meet your heroes, right? They mean Charlie Yates specifically. He is such a butthead. I mean. Sure, he's been through a lot. And he does have a really cute, if emotionally high-maintenance guinea pic. But he's also kind of how you'd expect an oblivious and highly successful man about Hollywood to be. But don't worry. Quirky Emma will get to the heart of it. I'm really not giving this the credit it deserves in this review. I love a trope, and this book is very meta and very trope heavy. It's a love letter to the rom com. And I love a rom com, in book and movie form!! 

Ratings

Stars: 4/5

Not in Love

     


Title: Not in Love
Author: Ali Hazelwood
Published: Berkley, June 11, 2024
Pages: 394
Genre: Contemporary Romance

Rue Siebert might not have it all, but she has enough: a few friends she can always count on, the financial stability she yearned for as a kid, and a successful career as a biotech engineer at Kline, one of the most promising start-ups in the field of food science. Her world is stable, pleasant, and hard-fought. Until a hostile takeover and its offensively attractive front man threatens to bring it all crumbling down.

Eli Killgore and his business partners want Kline, period. Eli has his own reasons for pushing this deal through—and he’s a man who gets what he wants. With one burning exception: Rue. The woman he can’t stop thinking about. The woman who's off-limits to him.

Torn between loyalty and an undeniable attraction, Rue and Eli throw caution out the lab and the boardroom windows. Their affair is secret, no-strings-attached, and has a built-in deadline: the day one of their companies will prevail. But the heart is risky business—one that plays for keeps.


I love the one night stand trope. Especially when you find out your last night lover is your new boss the next day! I do think it's interesting that this book strays from academia, but only to an extent. We've entered the private research sector, Hazelwood fans! But don't worry. It is just as rampant with intrigue as ever. These scientists are shady as heck. 

Ratings
Stars: 4/5
Spice: 3/5

Saturday, September 7, 2024

Surviving Skarr

     

Title: Surviving Skarr
Series: Ice Planet Clones #2
Author: Ruby Dixon
Publisher: October 31, 2023
Pages: 300
Genre: Sci-Fi Romance

Overnight, my life has changed to one of sheer survival.

I wake up on a strange alien world covered in ice. I have no memories of myself, not even my name.

And I've resonated to the biggest braggart on the planet. Skarr is a chest-beating alpha male gladiator with lizard genetics and an intense case of self-love. He tells everyone within hearing distance how amazing he is. Bleh.

I want nothing to do with him, but according to the khui, we're soulmates. This means we're bound to have babies and live our lives out together...forever...

Not if I have anything to say about it.

To survive, I'm going to have to figure out who I am, what I am...and what to do about the man who won't shut up about how incredible and perfect I am.

It has to be an act... doesn't it?

As you can guess from the series title, these newbies to Not Hoth are clones. The issue is, a lot of them are illegal clones that don't have the knowledge of being a clone. So they have some access to their "original" memories, but they get to deal with the existential crisis of discovering that those aren't actually things that they have done. They haven't done anything. But some of the clones, specifically the gladiators, do know they're clones. I love it here.

Skarr is a lizard splice, and as you can imagine this does not work well on a frozen planet. He is also an egomaniac, so he's not the most popular guy. And yet, he is the first gladiator to resonate. 

Vivi really struggles with her clone-ness. A crisis of identity if you will. BUT. She was cloned from a woman with a survivalist father and a lot of really useful skills. She is also extremely shy and socially anxious. Which is the exact opposite of Skarr. He is not shy and he wants everyone to know he's the best. My favorite part of this was the way that they care for one another. They pick up the slack for each other and it's perfect. I can't wait to get to know Rem'eb!

Ratings
Stars: 3/5
Spice: 4/5